YOU'RE FAVORITE BIRD HAS BEEN FLYING UNDER THE RADAR LATELY DUE TO DEATH THREATS, HATE, ADULATION, VAPORS, BITERS, USERS, CAR PROBLEMS, DRUGS, BOOZE, VANDALS, MY GIRLFRIEND, VIDEOS, PHOTOSHOOTS, INTERVIEWS, THRIFTING, GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATIONS INTO MY REAL IDENTITY, BLOG BEEF, THE HOLIDAYS, MONEY PROBLEMS, & MY USUAL HEALTH MENTAL ISSUES LIKE ANXIETY & PARANOIA. ITS ENUFF TO MAKE YOU PUKE...
(Foto by Rick Rodney...registereddesign.blogspot.com)
SOARING TO NEW HEIGHTS MY FEATHERED FRIENDZ HAS MADE MY WINGS TIRED, FRANKLY THE PARROT IS DRIVING ME INSANE. I CAN'T SEEM TO GET HIM OFF MY SHOULDER... SQWAKING IN MY EAR ALL THE TIME WITH HIS CRAZY NEW PLANS & IDEAS. I HAVE GROWN ESTRANGED FROM MY FRIENDS & FAMILY & AM SPENDING MORE & MORE TIME IN ISOLATION MASTERING MY BIRD POWER, MEDITATING, & MASTERBATING. LIKE IN THE MOVIE "THE FLY"... I HAVE MORPHED INTO A PARROT. THE MAN WHO STARTED THIS BLOG CLOSE TO A YEAR AGO IS SLOWLY FADING AWAY...LIKE THE FOTO OF MARTY MCFLY'S FAMILY IN "BACK TO THE FUTURE"...
LUCKILY THINGS HAVE BEEN A LIL' BORING IN LOS ANGELES LATELY SO YOU HAVEN'T MISSED OUT ON MUCH THIS WEEK...EVEN THE COBRASNAKES ON VACATION
BUT DON'T FRET... MY GIRL IS GOIN OUTTA TOWN ALL NEXT WEEK SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS... PARROTS GONE WILD!
THANK YOU,
THE SON OF PARROT
PS: STAY BLACK
2 comments:
What is cobrsnake wearing?
thanks for the info. i'll be able to sleep a bit better now.
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