Sunday, January 13, 2008

P TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

DUE TO LEGAL REASONS THE ORIGINAL POST HAS BEEN REMOVED...BUT THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT TO READ IT I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. GAYOKI VS. THE ARAB PARROT... THE BIGGEST STORY SO FAR IN 2008!

THE LA TIMES AGREES:

http://theguide.latimes.com/blogs/soundboard/2008/01/14/la-photographer-blogger-says-steve-aoki-kicked-him/


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GAYSIAN HIPSTER DOOFUS STEVE AOKI LANDS ON MY HEAD TWICE DURING DRUNKEN GAY STAGEDIVE ATTEMPT

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YOU DENTED MY OPP HAT BITCH & YOU PUT A BLEMISH ON MY HEAD

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NOW ITS WAR...YOU BETTER GET YOU'RE GINSU KNIVES, DIM WAK

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"I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, GET USED TO IT!" WE KNOW STEVE

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MY ATTORNEY SENT THIS LETTER OVER TO DIM WAK

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ITS A GRUDGE MATCH NOW

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08...TIME TO SET IT STRAIGHT! I'LL SETTLE OUT OF COURT FOR ALL YOU CAN EAT AT BENIHANAS & I WANT ONE OF THOSE SUMO CUPS TOO.

READ THE COMMENTS 4 GAYOKI BASHING!

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go arab parrot!!!! AOKI GO TO HELL!!!!

Anonymous said...

The parrot is hard as fuck and fuck Gayoki and the cobrafag.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Endless Jemz said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U

Conrad said...

Your too much!! Fuckin hilarious!!

OUCH ! said...

Courtesy of one of my favorite website, urbandictionary.com

Gaismo -

a gay asian emo.
Not literally gay, gay meaning lame.
Asian as in the asian race.
Emo as in emo fags.

Ex: "Oh Gosh the gaismo's are flocking together"

Rory said...

Parrot 2 - Aoki 0

Anonymous said...

a good push off the stage next time u see him "dj" would make you feel all tingly inside.

shahriyar said...

a+ post. aoki=wack dj

EL TAPATIO said...

AMAZING!!! SIMPLY AMAZING!!!!

ohmylord said...

dude the picture at the bottom is funny. i can't wait to see how this unfolds...

The Deacon said...

mwhahahaha!

THE GASLAMP KILLER said...

I LOVE YOU REZA

Los Briangeles said...

Yeah, you could totally sue this dude AND the venue owner. It happened to me and I didn't even do shit.

Corey Baines said...

GET 'EM!

Cupski said...

Holy shit. Hope your head feels OK. That dude is maximum turkey.

Lili said...

you: "yo can you hook me up with your sister. what about free all you can eat at benihanna"
i'm laughing so hard!aaahhaha

Anonymous said...

Next New Year will be the HardHana-Maybe he will stage dive face first on a grill for '09-Long Live The Parrot

Anonymous said...

THE most stupid story I have ever read.

Anonymous said...

this is a joke right?

David said...

classic! get that money hommie...Maybe u'll become the owner of benihana now...

Glenjamn said...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

aoki=poop

Anonymous said...

so you're suing? how LA.

Micah James said...

"THATS ONE TO GROW ON." You know I know what's up. Ha

JESSE said...

i think its cool, i also love how when people hate on you, they use the "Anonymous said...",...... how low.

Darky Alley said...

That Girl DJ is hot!!

GAYOKI! said...

This is the best prank ever, I think its brilliant!

Anonymous said...

Damn! The wild middle eastern bomb specialist.

pingpong said...

you pussy you cant handle a dj landing on your face.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Gayoki Cocksmokie.

His butchering of the Dim Mak style will see him burn.....burn hard in the pits of wudang hell!!

Someone please get a wooden stake. Preferably 6 foot in length with a nice shaved point, so when the next time he decides to fag dive, you can stand firm like a spartan and drive that fucker home as he plunges head first.

It would be justice to humanity.

Jevon said...

Arab Parrot Dominates All.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious

LA SCUMBAG said...

Really, At least steve knows how to throw a party.

What has arab parrot done for this world?

Just keepin it real kids. If it wasn't for Aoki you fags wouldn't of gotten the chance to see Justice and Peaches on NY.

Grungy Joe said...

I got aoki's back on this one litterally , FUCK Parrot boy

Anonymous said...

Thos last two comments were left by faggots

Anonymous said...

this is a good way to become a famous blogger, you're like the anne coulter of the la scene blogworld. controversial!

I got yo back said...

When you dis the Parrot you dis yourself

korean dude said...

aoki gives all other asians a bad fucccccin name! dont see him as asian, just as a gay poser dj!!!

TAKEMYPICTUREPLAESE said...

Dude, back off of Steve, if you get in his way how will Lindsey Lohan ever be a good DJ? THINK OF HOW YOU'RE DEPRIVING EVERYONE

Anonymous said...

I guess if youre not from LA then you just dont know. Aoki throws some of the best weekly parties and is apart of amazing festivals. His friends are the cream of the cop when it comes to music and he stands independantly from the Benihana restaurant chain. If this is just hot air that the two are doing to stir up media then its funny, if its real then I really feel it just changed how people have fun.

Anonymous said...

Man-up bird! Punch him in the throat duhnny!